Finding the Cause Chiropractic

There are syndromes (a syndrome is a group of symptoms grouped together that alopathic medicine does not know the cause of nor the cure for) that the average person today knows the name of that I was NEVER taught in chiropractic COLLEGE!  They weren't even named yet! IBS, GERD, FMS, DOMS, etc.  Kids in elementary school know that their mom has CFS (chronic fatigue syndrome) and that they have ADHD. This is sad when these horrific and chronic conditions can be so flippantly rattled off by youngsters.  And people OWN these conditions! And the conditions OWN them.  "I have..."   "Well, yes you do. Would you like to get rid of it!?!?"

These are actually the types of conditions I can HELP the MOST!  With B.E.S.T. (another acronym), we can turn on all the switches, re-boot the brain's computer, and allow the body to heal like it was supposed to!   We remove the interference and get the muscles strong, alkalize the acid in the cells, neutralize the negative emotions, and update the energy field that is in, on, and around you!  That is the ONLY way TRUE HEALING can take place!    I love my job!  I see sick people get weel when they realize that THEY have helped to cause their own problem and realize that THEY can fix it. In fact, the MORE turned off they are, the MORE I can help them.

Finally, after an advanced BAX 3000 teleconference call yesterday, I loaded up three files with180 EMOTIONS!!   All the negative ones like worry, guilt, sadness, and frustration.  But also, interesting ones like selfishness, impatience, procrastination, and intimacy!  BIG LIST! It may use the laser tomake me (chiropractor) obsolete. (Nah).  For $150, get all these negatives neutralized the high tech way. I am excited to offer this amazing technology!

FMS- fibromyalgia

GERD- gastroesophogial reflux disorder

DOMS- delayed onset musculo sympyoms

IRS- internal revinue service

IBS- irritable bowel syndrome

CIA- central "intelligence" agency

GBS- Guillian-Barre syndrome (Swine flu shot nerve damage!!) NO JOKE